The First Zombie Proof House!!!


May 23, 2011

How sick is this fortress?

I wonder if it has roof access to pick off the Zombies as they scale the fence? We should send them some Zombie to start practicing with now!!!

“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar. The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.”

The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

Now the employees at Zombie Industries are begging management to turn our manufacturing facility into something like this, we just need to check on permits to get it started!

Click here to read the full story.

Thank you Gregg Dileo for sending us the link!

6 Responses to The First Zombie Proof House!!!

  1. August 30, 2011 at 4:22 pm Rick Elliott Jr

    That is an insane house! Its like my dream house!

  2. November 9, 2011 at 6:42 am Nathan Powell

    I need this house!

  3. November 13, 2011 at 3:03 pm Mary

    oh, me likey!

  4. December 9, 2011 at 12:57 am David

    Thats an awesome house
    I know what i want for christmas

  5. December 24, 2011 at 5:26 pm Archangel

    Lets hope this place has a “MAN” room!!!

  6. February 17, 2012 at 2:22 pm Robert

    I need this house its freaking amazing,I need to win the lottery so this dream can become a reality